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Title: Kraken
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jack Sparrow / other (FPS)
Warnings: Tentacles.
Summary: Disney was asking for it with the Kraken-bukakke and all that Freudian imagery.
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 1172
Notes: I can’t believe nobody has done this yet… or at least not that I’ve found. Why do I always have to be the one fleshing out the obvious?! Anyway, this is the last piece I’ll be writing for Dead Man’s Chest. And I’m sorry I didn’t get to it before At World’s End came out.

Jack’s face contorted from his former triumph of escape as he sensed the beast behind him. He turned to face it as it roared, lobbing bits of foul-scented phlegm from its malicious, circular-toothed maw. Jack wiped the expectoration from his face and flung it toward the ground with as much dignity as he could muster.

“… Not so bad,” he mused, expecting to smell a plethora of rotting corpses, but rather smelling something of a condensed sort of fishy smell. The smell of death was yet subtle and excreted from the skin more than the oral cavity. Jack picked up his effects and prepared himself for battle, intending fully to go down with decorum.

“’Ello, beastie,” Jack said with a sneer, raising his sword in valor to fight his final battle.

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I just wanted to give you ladies (and gentlemen) a little tidbit, to back up my long-standing suspicions about Keith Richards and Johnny Depp. From the latest Rolling Stone, an interview with Johnny and Keith...

You both are like pirates -- old salty dogs.
RICHARDS: He's been licking me off for years now.
[source]

The rest of the article is pretty amusing, too.

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I am working on new and unexplored territory (why unexplored by others, I may never know) and hopefully it will be ready for you soon. I dare not, however, make any promises in that regard. What I do promise is that I am not going to shoot anybody, nor have I ever. Just thought I should give that priority for being mentioned.

All my best.
-- Roxy

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Title: Dead Man’s Chest
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con, spoilers
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 891
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.
Previous Chapters: [I] [II] [III] [IV] [V] [VI] [VII] [VIII] [IX] [X]

XI. Till Death Do Us Part )
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Title: Dead Man’s Chest
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con, spoilers
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 2092
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.
Previous Chapters: [I] [II] [III] [IV] [V] [VI] [VII] [VIII] [IX]

X. Stranded )
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Title: Dead Man’s Chest
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con, spoilers
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 2376
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.
Previous Chapters: [I] [II] [III] [IV] [V] [VI] [VII] [VIII]

Addendum: I am deeply sorry to those who have been kept waiting. From now on, I will finish a story before I begin posting any chapters, that way you cannot be left with any awful cliffhangers. I hope you find the ending satisfactory and if not, I urge you to be kind (or silent). Thank you, all!

IX. Final Skirmish )
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Title: Dead Man’s Chest
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con, spoilers
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 1,362
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.
Previous Chapters: [I] [II] [III] [IV] [V] [VI] [VII]

VIII. The Deed Done )
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Title: Dead Man’s Chest
Rating: this chapter:PG-13 [overall: NC-17]
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con, spoilers
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 1,799
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.

I am INCREDIBLY sorry that these chapters were released so late. I cannot promise you that the rest of this story will appear in an entirely timely manner, but I am working my butt off and I do promise that it will be in as soon as possible! Enjoy!

Previous Chapters: [I] [II] [III] [IV] [V] [VI]

VII. A Collecting of Dues )
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Ladies and Gentlemen,

The next chapter to Dead Man's Chest may be a couple of days late. Indeed, it's lucky there's not too much left of the story because my school schedule is going to delay my writing like woah throughout the rest of the semester. I'm working on chapter VII and it's nearly there, but I need to correct it and make sure that everything lines up right. I know this is annoying and I am genuinely sorry. Believe me when I say that it annoys me much more than it annoys you. Unfortunately for my scheduling, the story has taken on a slightly new turn (a considerable improvement in plot and motivations... with extra smut, for your pleasure) which has added several chapters. But I will have this one up the very moment it is finished. Consider that a promise.

All my best.
-- Roxy

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Title: Dead Man’s Chest
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con, spoilers
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 3,168
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.
Previous Chapters: [I] [II] [III] [IV] [V]

VI. Reunion )
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Title: Dead Man’s Chest
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con, spoilers
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 2,494
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.
Previous Chapters: [I] [II] [III] [IV]

V. Clever Commodore )
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Girls and Boys...

Ok, well maybe not the girls and boys. They're all too young. And have I got gentlemen? I'm waiting for gentlemen readers. Spice things up a bit!

Anyway, thanks for your well wishes and your feedback. I'm very pleased to have made some new additions to my mutual friends list. Thanks for adding me!

For those of you disturbed by my characterization of Norrington, please don't take it personally. I know a lot of you really take your fandoms to heart and I respect your dedication to character. However, in this past movie, I saw the opportunity to make Norrington go in one of two convincing directions. This time, I picked the antagonist. I love the antagonist, you know! He's far more fun to write than somebody fluffy without any depth. So, please, don't feel as though I'm picking on you. Norrington plays very nicely with others in The Afterglow, if a little reluctantly (it's sad, though... sorry). That doesn't mean that I'll never write the well-meaning, good-natured Norrington that you all want him to be. Just... not this time.

And those of you waiting for the "various permutations thereof," give me time! Don't bail, yet! My plot is well under way and I promise you will not be disappointed by the pairings.

That said, thanks again for reading and adding and not ripping me a new one when I was late. I'll do my best to be on time for the next one!

All my best.

-- Roxy
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Title: Dead Man’s Chest
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con, spoilers
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 1,949
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.
Previous Chapters: [I] [II] [III]

IV. Paying the Debt )
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Title: Dead Man's Chest
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 2004
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.
Previous Chapters: [I] [II]

III. Proper Training )
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I'm terribly sorry for my lateness. I will post two chapters tomorrow. I've come down with quite a cold, but I don't foresee any lateness in the future. Again, so sorry to have kept you waiting.

-- Roxy

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Title: Dead Man’s Chest
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con, spoilers
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 1,929
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.
Previous Chapters: [I]

II. Stroke of Midnight )
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Title: Dead Man’s Chest
Rating: This Chapter: PG-13 [Overall: NC-17]
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con, possible spoilers
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 2,063
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.

I. Bargaining Begins )
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'Ello, poppets!

In honour of the fantastically record shattering release of Dead Man's Chest, a new fic is under way! I be not exactly sure where this fic be leadin' me just yet, but rest assured, me hearties, I'll be doin' me best to live up to yer wildest expectations. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for me latest.

All me best and fair wind to ye sails!

-- Roxy

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Title: The Way of the Lord
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jack Sparrow / altar boy (original character) (FPS)
Warnings: Virgins. Christian ones.
Summary: Ever wonder what Jack was doing impersonating a cleric of the Church of England?
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 4,555
Notes: I hope you have as much fun reading this piece as I had writing it. It is meant to be lighthearted, but hot!

The official read off Jack’s offenses as Jack stood, not entirely convinced yet that this particular execution would follow through.
“Impersonating a cleric of the church of England...”
Jack laughed at the memories. He leaned on his heels and his head tilted back with a rascally smile. For a moment Jack was totally focused on remembering…

Jack tore madly through the busy street, certain he was being pursued, and with a quickness. He’d landed in Singapore that morning, equipped with a powerful lust for rum and an even more powerful lust for pleasurable company. He began drinking as early as possible, swindling his way around pay until an unexpected incident, wherein he tried to pass himself off as a citizen of good conscience. A woman had fainted in the early morning heat of the summer, nearly strangled by her corset, and Jack bolted to the rescue. Valiantly, he shoved onlookers aside and tore off the corset with his knife, thinking to revive her with pressure to the chest, but the removal of restriction was enough and she sat up gasping. All of the onlookers were stunned, but some more in horror than in appreciation and Jack was chased down the street by an angry mob of men, surely lead by some raving relative of the poor, corset-stricken woman. Evidently, they’d caught enough wind of his dual lusts that they were furious.

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